Showing posts with label bloody gorgeous. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bloody gorgeous. Show all posts

Tuesday, 24 August 2010

Bloody Gorgeous: Nivek Ogre (or ohGr or Kevin or whatever you want to call him)

I've decided that bloody gorgeous (my semi-aborted series of equal-opportunities perversion focusing on pretty men and fake blood (because there are hundreds, nay thousands of pictures of hot lady-people covered in fake blood and the internet demands balance) needs to be resurrected. Since I'm still on a Skinny Puppy kick, who better to feature than the lovely Mr Ogilvie?

Unfortunately I don't know when a lot of these were taken, I found them floating on the internet (links and resources listed below)


I'm guessing (?) these two are from the same photoshoot. He looks positively demonic!
Doesn't he have nice eyes? This picture was used for some of the promo posters for the 2009 tour.
More from the same photo shoot. It's hard to beleive he's 47, innit? (On a side note, should I be worried that the majority of male celebs I crush on are over twice my age?)
Another live shot, I would guess from 2005, just based on the hair.
This one they've been using to promote the 2010 tour, it was on the M'era Luna site. Actually, Cevin Key has quite nice eyes too...

This one's lifted from this article where the band talk about their tattoos (except Cevin Key... I'm guessing he hasn't got any?)

Sources and resources for Sk'uppy/ohGr pics:
This fan archive has a lot of pictures. The live pictures and personal pics of fans with the bands are pretty well archived (dates, credits etc) the photoshoots less so.
http://fuckyeahskinnypuppy.tumblr.com/
Litany is the fan resource to end all fan resources: really detailed FAQs and suchlike. Not so many pictures.

Anyway, I'll leave you with some of my favourite Sk'uppy videos, all of which featuring quite a lot of fake blood. I wonder if he gets much of a discount on fake blood?

Ogre pretending to stick things in his head and Cevin playing half a dozen instruments at once. Cool or what?

Intense and slightly creepy early performance of Assimilate, in which Ogre has fun with blood capsules. He's so young! And I've just noticed he has really skinny legs.   (The whole of this show is available on youtube, and I highly recommend checking it out; the version of The Choke is incredible.)

Oh and this is unrelated to bloody gorgeous but it cracks me up.

"Nothing!"

I'll stop now. Next time on postpunkpixiedust: crafty inspiration, macabre imagery, interesting videos, and ways to keep the cat off the laptop.

More Bloody Gorgeous coming soon! If you have any suggestions of handsome gents that ought to be included, leave a comment!

Tuesday, 30 March 2010

Bloody Gorgeous 2 (and some things involving me)

That's it: Bloody Gorgeous is going to be a regular feature. And by regular I mean, "I will do it more than twice", not "I will post at regular intervals" because as you know, dear reader, I will never do that. Anyway, late one night the channel-hopping-fairy had a treat in store to cheer me up, the end of Danny Boyle's lovely not-quite-zombie gore fest 28 Days Later, starring the exquisitely handsome Mr Cillian Murphy. I had quite forgotten that the climax of the film involves Mr Murphy running about with no shirt on covered in arterial spatter. Always good, don't you think?



On a more serious and less perverted note, remember if you're based in the Hampshire area to buy your tickets for West Side Story at the Kings Theatre. And on a more serious and less shameless note, I'm afraid I'm not all that well at the moment, so posts will be even more erratic than usual. I may go into what's wrong with me in a later post... or not, I haven't yet decided.

Still, to end this little ramble on something more positive: good news everyone! The dreaded novel is complete! Well, I say complete, I'll keep tinkering with the minor details, but the bulk is done. I have written three different versions of the synopsis to suit agents of different tastes and now all that stands between me and the agent best suited to me (whether that agent deals with mainstream publishers, small press or ebooks is in the lap of the gods) is an elegant-sounding cover letter. I'll let you know how things go. I'm not expecting anyone to take me on, to be honest, but I think I should at least get an ebook out of it. There's no harm in trying, right?

Sunday, 21 March 2010

Bloody Gorgeous

Remember a while back when I joked about starting a regular feature based around pictures of pretty people covered in fake blood? Well I might have to actually start that properly. This evening I was watching that thoroughly silly piece of horror trash, Hannibal Rising, and I couldn't help thinking that the lovely Mr Gaspard Ulliel looks rather tasty done up as Doctor Lecter.What do you think?

He's certainly better looking than Anthony Hopkins. Anyway, I'm going to start searching for more pictures of young men and red syrup. I promise I'll post something slightly more...well I'll post something soon anyway. Sadly work is still eating into my spare time and the novel is still very-very-very-nearly done. Again.

Friday, 11 December 2009

Vamping Out

I seem to be having a bit of a vampire day today, since having a day to myself does not equate to getting things done but to sitting in front of the television.

First of all I needed to catch up with True Blood which is quite possibly my favourite thing on television at the moment (especially if we're not counting children's programs). The glitzy, HBO-funded mixture of fine acting, well-formed characters and civil rights allegories all to the heady soundtrack of blusey rockabilly and sultry Southern accents has me utterly hooked. (Incidentally what is it about Lousiana and horror? Rice, Brite and now Harris have all crammed the state with their own brands of vampires and then there's the New Orleans voodoo and the ghost stories from the Waverly Hills Sanatorium. Is there something about fabulous accents that just attracts fright?) Now I know its based on a series of books and I know the second season is already out in the states, but shh! don't tell me what happens. I have to admit I feel a little guilty for not reading the books. I read the first one way back when I was still a member of the SF and Fantasy Book Club, but I never found the time to read the others because you see as much as I love the vampire genre, this sort of thing I prefer to watch than read and Charlaine Harris' style isn't really my sort of thing, it's more mystery and romance than horror and fantasy.

In fact until a month or so ago, I'd rather gone off vampire literature, which is a terrible thing to say considering that's what I write but it's true. Anne Rice got a little too involved in her cod philosophy and started going off the rails, to my mind, half way through the third in her Vampire Chronicles, Brian Lumley's work is a little too bleak and epic for me and the Anita Blake series wasn't dark enough. Now we have the "paranormal romance" genre muddying things up and skimping on the gore. Until very recently the newest vampire novel I'd read and enjoyed was Poppy Z Brite's utterly perverted Lost Souls which came out in the mid nineties (of course I didn't read it then, I would have been about six) simply because violent gay goths rather appeal to me.

Thankfully now I've got my grubby hands on a copy of Let the Right One In by Swedish author John Ajvide Lindovist, having seen (and adored) the movie, and I'm pleased to say that I'm enjoying the book just as much as I did the film, despite a few sections in which the translation from Swedish is a little clunky. It has that unsettlingly dispassionate air that splatterpunk had but uses it in a way the splat-pack could never have done. There's a frankness and a realism to it that's just as disturbing as the violence. Yes it's grim, yes it's disturbing, but it's so refreshing to find something so innovative and affecting is still being done in literature.

Because, you see, that is whatmakes the vampire such an enduring and fascinating creature. It's so much more versatile than, say, the ghoul (don't call them zombies, zombies are corpses reanimated by magic, those shambling, contagious creatures so beloved of George A Romero are technically ghouls) or the werewolf. Vampires can be metaphors for sexual dominance, transgression, AIDS, addiction, repression religious fervour and the power of faith, or... well... practically anything. They're still being toyed with in film but literature had become a little stagnant. Well, let's hope Mr Lindvist's incredible efforts breathe a bit more life into the genre again. Or should that be undeath?

(Oh and a quick word on the upcoming remake of "Let the Right One In". I'm swimming with mixed emotions on that. On the one hand hurrah Hammer are making a vampire film that doesn't involve rave music, on the other hand why remake a perfect film? I don't buy into this trend of remaking foreign language pieces or older films simply to "give the original a wider audience". Let's hope Hammer's 2010 offering "The Resident" will be more original.)

Speaking of the wonders of the vampire on film, my vampire day is reaching its peak with low-budget New Zealand action flick, Perfect Creature, which I'm watching as I write. In a way it's the inverse of True Blood. Where True Blood has a society in which vampires are "coming out" and trying to be accepted in society while most of them still act like Lord Ruthven (fiction's first decadent aristocratic vampire, beating Dracula by nearly a century), Perfect Creature is set in an elegant neo-gothic future in which vampires are a race evolved from humanity, respected as a benign and friendly fraternity until one loses his marbles and dashes about killing people and infecting them with his own polluted blood. The script is messy and the acting often below par, but the special effects are incredible and the concept is fascinating. It combines the two main disparate directions the vampire film went in the nineties; the artier, high-concept styles of The Addiction and Nadja and the adrenaline trash of Underworld and Blade along with aspects from wider fantasy, with a dieselpunk twist that reminds me of Dark City and sequences reminiscent of Hammer. It even has Zeppelins. Zeppelins!

The vampire may be one of the oldest figures in fantasy (in all senses of the word) and it may be one of the most popular, but these three pieces I've been looking at today have proved that it's not going to die out or stop evolving, and that's a reassuring thing for a vampire fan like me. Twilight and it's ilk have given the genre a bad reputation in recent months, but, as Lestat would put it "There's still life in the old lady yet!"

I'll leave you with a nicely splattered still from Perfect Creature (pilfered from the truly brilliant blog Taliesin meets the Vampires, if you love fictional bloodsuckers do check it out: Taliesin's reviews cover everything from the obscure to the mainstream and does so in a fair but interesting way). Although looking at it, I'm now terribly tempted to include "pretty men covered in fake blood" as a regular feature. Hmm.